What Show Would You Want To Be On?

I would never be an actress. I have too many problems forgetting words or messing up when I talk in general, what makes you think my brain and mouth are going to agree to this? If I could ever get both of those to mind I would love to be on three of my favorite shows. They’re all very different. I’d also want to play different roles. I want to a comedy show, so I chose my favorite comedy show Happily Divorced. I have a pretty good time making my family and friends laugh, but they also know how I am too. I’ve been told I have interesting facial expressions and when I get into a sassy mood, my comebacks are amazing!

I want to play a niece of Peter. She understands her uncle’s love for men now, but also loves her aunt just as much. She’s funny and yet worried at the same time. She has a secret that she really wants to tell her uncle Peter but she doesn’t how to break the news. So she tells Fran the secret and Fran goes completely insane. She and Fran work out an easy going plan to tell her Uncle Peter the secret and when Peter does find out, the end result goes better than expected, but he wants her to tell her parents when they come to pick her up at the of the weekend. At the end of the show, you find out if she does decide to tell her family the secret she’s been holding for so long.

My second show would be Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (SVU). I want to do a serious role and I also wanted a cop based type of show to do it on. I’ve literally seen every episode of this show, and that’s thanks to the number of marathons that USA shows on Tuesday and Thursdays. I’ve always been wanting to play a role on a TV show or movie that revolves around my life as a handicapped person. SVU doesn’t do very many episodes with handicap people in it, and I’d like to play a very vulnarable and depressed victim/character on the show.

Instead of it being a rape episode, I’d like it to be a beaten episode. I want the episode to be about a girl who gets beaten up by a boyfriend for months at a time and finally she just can’t take it anymore. Nobody will believe her and everybody thinks the bruises on her body were because she fell out of her chair. She goes to the Special Victims Unit hoping for a way out of the hell she’s been living in. She’s scared of what might happen, but hopeful too. As much as I hate when they do cliffhangers at the end of the show, I’d like for this episode to one of those.

Last one was a given. I mean, come on! Who wouldn’t want to be on The Vampire Diaries? From the first episode I just fell in love with the whole damn thing. I don’t even like love and romance but this worked on me. I’ve had two ideas on this. I do know I want to play a revenged character. So I think I want to go with idea two. I want to be an ex-girlfriend of Klaus and want to kill him for everything he’s ever done to me. He turned me, told me we’d always be together forever, and when I went behind his back the bastard kills my family and everybody close to me. Since I am handicapped, I’m pretty unpredictable. I’ve listened to too many country female singers wanting revenge on their ex’s. Somebody wants to play with fire.

My first idea consisted of being the long-lost sister of Damon and Stefan Salvatore. I was the reason why their mother died. She gave birth to me and since the medical issues back then were so bad, she died and I somehow lived. Our father didn’t want to take care of a handicapped child and sent me to an institution. I’d live there for 16 years and then somebody of the name Katherine Pierce came to save me from the hell I’d live in. She told me everything nobody could tell me and before she left she made me feed on her and killed me. When I came to, she was gone and I was hungry. I always also yearned for a family and I was out to get that family I’d always wanted.

Friday the 13th

Well yesterday was Friday the 13th. There is a lot of people out there who love Friday the 13th because it’s like a second Halloween in a sense. Scary movies are being played on different movie channels. Different things can happen if you do them wrong. Like, step on a crack and break your mother’s back. Well one came to kick my mom in the butt. I think she forgot about the date yesterday because I had to remain her after it happened. She felt bad.

This is what our little runt looks likes. Got the right color of eyes and everything. Rudy and Tubby were running around from the living room to my room like they always do. They’re fast as lighting when they really get going sometimes. It’s cute, but dangerous. Yesterday morning, my mom came into my room and was carrying me into the bathroom. She can’t really look down at the floor when she’s got ahold of me. So we both have to hope we don’t go tumbling down on the floor in the process. Well we were halfway there and the kittens came flying and next thing I know mom is stumbling and we were a squeak. I saw Tubby go into my room after she put me into the bathroom. Rudy, was in the living room, meowing and limping.

Mom felt completely bad about Rudy. To me, it was like, “lovely, well at least I know how today’s going to be.” Rudy was a lot calmer all day yesterday and it was weird. Tubby was even lost. He didn’t have anybody to play with that whole afternoon. ChiChi and Oliver are getting use to them but they don’t want to play with them. Rudy was spoiled rotten by my mother. Everytime she would get them out of their cage to move around and play, Rudy would hardly move and mom would put him on the couch with her. He even stayed up on the bed with me for a bit until he heard Tubby meowing from the living room. Rudy is doing better today though!

I did something that I was surprised I even did in the first place. It was 9pm and I was really bored and wanted to watch something, so I went looking on our movie channels. I went through them and found this “God Bless Ozzy Osbourne” and I thought to myself, No, don’t do it. Don’t give in. And what do I do? I gave in. I thought how bad could it possibly be? To my surprise, it was very interesting. I’ve read about both Guns N Roses and Motley Crue. I’ve watched the biography about Aerosmith and watched a couple of specials about Steven Tyler, but nothing about Ozzy. I never watched The Osbournes when it was on MTV, because I didn’t see the point of it. Reality shows back then weren’t as bad as they are nowadays. Kind of wish we’d go back to those days sometimes. Anyways, I watched this documentary and it was very good. I think I liked it more than I thought I would. However, before my mom turned off my light to go to bed, I literally told her, I know why I’m watching this. It’s Friday the 13th. It was good to watch, but it’s kind of sad though, but still awesome too.